Headmaster’s Newsletter – 28 May 2021


Dear Clifton Parents and Guardians

Apocryphal or not, it is alleged that Albert Einstein explained his theory of relativity as follows: “When you sit with a pretty girl for two hours you think it’s only a minute, but when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it’s two hours. That’s relativity.” Given the apparent rate at which this last week has passed one might be forgiven for thinking that Einstein was involved in a certain prep school in the Midlands!